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hella-dandy:

incredibly-interested:

micoovav:

theenglishmoon:

tokyo—house—party:

slumberblues:

rosesareray:

drunkteeth:

havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

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someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back

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having a mutual friend crush

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having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”

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crushes

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getting crushed by trafficimage

Gavin giving up on life

tyleroakley:

troylered:

This is the most relevant speech of the century.

Still can’t believe I won this award.

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

"If you could spend a weekend partying with anybody, who would it be?” (x)

zooborns:

First Check-up for Otter Pups at Woodland Park Zoo

Four Asian Small-clawed Otter pups were born at Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle! The three females and one male received a clean bill of health.

See the video of their first swimming lesson at Zooborns.

daensonnet:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

thank goodness, I felt totally inept bcse I couldn’t get the spoon thing to work. Also thanks for reblogging this.

daensonnet:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

thank goodness, I felt totally inept bcse I couldn’t get the spoon thing to work. Also thanks for reblogging this.